Graham Chapman |
Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus |
John Cleese |
Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur |
Terry Gilliam |
Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood & Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee |
Eric Idle |
Mr. Cheeky / Stan / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee |
Terry Jones |
Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant |
Michael Palin |
Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus |
Terence Bayler |
Gregory |
Carol Cleveland |
Mrs. Gregory |
Kenneth Colley |
Jesus |
Neil Innes |
A weedy Samaritan |
Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.